Saturday, July 30, 2011

The RWA 11 Post

This time last month I was here...

...with these people

...from talk alittle about


.... okay, maybe not so much them but there was this

...and from where I sat, it was pretty damn good!


Monday, July 25, 2011

Writing on the Mommy Timeline

*** Over the weekend I cleaned out an old writing folder from the beginning of the year and came across this article written for a Writer's Group news letter. I found it very timely given the 14 day novel challenge I just finished. ***

I could scream every time someone shells out a half-hearted note of admiration for my writing, then back-slaps me with the must be nice to have the time comment. Hello, have you met me? I’m a working mother of a special needs child. Hubby works twelve hours shifts four days a week and whatever hours are available the other three. We pass in the pre-dawn hours, barely saying hello before changing shift over the little one who when not asleep it tattooed to my leg. Time? There is no such animal.

Most writers, even some of the bigger names one, have day jobs. They don’t have more time to write, they simply know how to make the most of what they have. They master carving a notch of space before breakfast, carry small pads and pens in the car, voice recorders during soccer games, read research during lunch breaks and doctor’s appointments, and write during the hours between bedtime and dawn.

As I speak (or type) I am in the therapist’s office, waiting for my son to finish with his occupational therapist. I use this hour each week as built in writing time. Once the appointment is over, I’m done and ready to spend the evening with my son. Family time is family time, and with the same respect, writing time is writing time.

Over the years I have developed an arsenal of tools to help make the most of my writing time. I’ve listed a few of my tried and true favorites, but the options are endless. Experiment a little and find what revs your creative juices and kicks you muse into high gear.

* Use snippets of time to plot and plan. Plotting can be done peace-mill, so use smaller chunks of free time such as standing in line at the bank, carpool, grocery store, or pumping gas to plot. Save the bigger chunks for serious writing.

*Schedule larger chunks of ‘writing’ time each day/week. Make it known to family and friends this time is for writing. For me, this is an hour after work most weekdays and weekend evenings after my son has gone to bed. This is your time, be assertive about it and don’t waist the opportunities that arise.

*Create a Muse box. The muse can be tricky, always there when life is handing out curve balls hand over fist, void of existence when time reins supreme. A muse box will help you focus faster and get you back into the feel of the story. Inside an old shoe box include:

-pictures of characters, setting, props, ect. Story boards also work well

-Story Playlist, either a burned CD, Ipod, or create a playlist at When in a hurry, pick a radio station from that matches the mood of your story.

-candles scented to match the mood of the story (lately for a YA I’m musing about I’ve burned incense.)

*Story boards. I use corkboard squares affixed to my office wall. Load them with pictures of anything that invokes your imagination. While writing one book, I tagged up paint samples in colors that reminded me of the beach. Fabric scraps, concert tickets, accessories your character might favor. The options here are endless and you can always add to or take away as the story changes.

*Curb the social media. Notice I didn’t say cut out completely. Some social media is healthy. Keeping tags on prospective agents, and publishers, keeping up with trends in the market, getting your name out there to the masses—these are all good uses of your time, just keep time spent surfing to a minimum. I’d go so far as to suggest a timer.

* READ- Reading is the most important tool a writer has. Make sure to set aside some time each day to read.

Pick a suggestion or two and run with it. Find what works for you. No matter what just keep chiseling away at your story, after all Rome wasn’t built in a day, but is 2763 years old and still standing.

Ann Bartle Stewart is the author of two contemporary romance novels, Awenasa Island, now available through Bluewood Publishing, and Brigadoon’s Guarded Hearts, coming soon. She is currently working on her first Young Adult romance.

© Copyright 2010

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Top 10 things I Learned about “Guy Code” from Watching the Millionaire Matchmaker

10) Touching = interest. The more he touches, the more he really, really wants you.

9) Kissing = shut the hell up!. . . and I do like you, but shut the hell up.

8) Directing Behavior (Daddy talk as I call it) = he’s protective of you.

7) Laughing at Nothing= lying or thinking about lying.

6) He’d rather be the forward one and ask the questions = control issues.

5) Eager to participate in physical behavior = eager to participate in physical behavior, in bed.

4) He stares = he likes what he sees.

3) He doesn’t stare = He likes what he sees but is trying not to stare.

2) He crosses his ankle over his knee either towards or away from you = time to cut your losses and buy yourself a drink, cuz you’re going home alone.

1) His first kiss is hard and fast = he’s horny and you’ll do.

His first kiss is slow, soft, timid yet strong = tie a lasso around his neck and call him yours!

Friday, July 15, 2011

The First Kiss

Yes, I feel stupid having to actually research a first kiss, but mine came 28 years ago with a boy whose name escapes me while sitting on top of the monkey bars in kindergarten. He leaned over, pecked me on the cheek, smiled, and took off down the bars and across the playground.

My first kiss with my husband was much more memorable. We’d been on a date that started as just a friendly get together. On the front porch of my sorority house, I leaded against his shoulder, it was about three in the morning at the time, and he crocked his finger under my chin, and pulled my lips up to his. He stared softly into my eyes for a few seconds (while my brain was screaming, no! You can’t kiss him or the friendship will be over), then he came in for the kill. He was so soft, and warm, and loving, I melted. Within a second, friendship and the ex I had been telling him all about that night, vanished from my mind and he had me hooked. That was eleven year ago, and I still remember clearly.

So, what makes that first kiss, or any kiss, curl your toes, send butterfly dancing in your tummy, or give you the super warm and fuzzies? I don’t know, but the research sure is fun.

Here’s a man’s take on the first kiss scenario. So, they may seem funny, but I kinda liked #5. May have printed it out and left in Hubs sock drawer. May not have. You’ll never know.

And this from the movie Keith (Start watching around 1.30 if you’re in a hurry, but for an angsty Friday night, I highly recommend the entire move.) WARNING: there may be a little s.e.x. innuendo.

And, my all time favorite first kiss. . . hold your breath! (North and South)

(Start at 2:20, then swoon. . .)

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Top Ten Things I've Learned so Far from #14daynovel

Checking in from draftingland. Today marks the halfway point in my #14daynovel challenge and I’m a little more than half way through the rough draft at 125 pages. I tend up underwrite the first draft. 7 more days and 125 more pages to go!

While I’m here, procrastinating as usual, I thought I’d drop a Top Ten Things I’ve Learned list on you, so here it is. . .

Top Ten Things I’ve Learned so far from the #14daynovel Challenge

10) There are 50 episodes of The Backyardigans on Netflix, just enough to get you a day and a half of uninterrupted writing from the kidlits.

9) According to this my bad writing habits land me in good company.

8) Sleepplotting is a real thing.

7) It is possible to go more than three days without a shower as long as you’re not planning to leave the house.

6) Write or Die software. Need I say more?

5) lines like. . .

And then he said “…”. And then she said “…” And then they walked away.

are fully acceptable in the first draft. (Only the first draft.)

4) Crafting workshops in the middle of rough drafts are killer on the brain.

3) Peanut Butter M&M’s double as a well rounded meal when paired with a glass of Mountain Dew.

2) Sleep is a privilege, not a requirement

1) I can write a shitload of crap real fast. The good stuff takes time.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Wanna see Something Funny? AKA Bloopered Pitch

Last month a writing friend entered a contest on live pitching. She was embarrassed to post the pitches on twitter (even though she made it into he top 10!!) so I decided to create a live pitch and post so she wouldn’t feel alone. Needless to say, she whipped my booty.

I’m knee deep in a rough draft for a YA at the moment, averaging 5,000 words a day, but I couldn’t leave the blog empty, so I decide to fill the white space with my bloopered pitch. Enjoy.

****Oh, and if you happen to be an agent or editor and enjoyed the pitch, it was totally serious. ** **wink, wink.**